{"id":7361,"date":"2024-07-22T19:28:29","date_gmt":"2024-07-22T22:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=7361"},"modified":"2024-07-22T19:28:29","modified_gmt":"2024-07-22T22:28:29","slug":"uma-and-kriss-vodka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=7361","title":{"rendered":"Uma and Kris&#8217;s Vodka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kris likes his vodka. Tito&#8217;s vodka.<\/p>\n<p>When Dani is in his room cleaning, he will usually have her fill his vodka glass for him. Everyday before leaving, she will go into Kris&#8217;s room to tell him goodbye and see if he needs anything. The good man loves her and will always smile when he sees her. He is always asking Uma, &#8220;When is Dani coming?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, once when I was in the kitchen talking to Uma waiting for Dani to get her things, she went into Kris&#8217;s room and in her cute Dani voice said, &#8220;Kreees, do you need anything?&#8221; Usually, if he doesn&#8217;t, she will say, &#8220;Okaay. Bye-bye Kreees.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This time, she brought his vodka glass into the kitchen and handed it to Uma and said, &#8220;Kreees wants more vodka and he told me not to tell you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uma firmly put the glass down with a frown and took a deep breath. I don&#8217;t know what happened after we left, but I imagine she took him a little more vodka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kris likes his vodka. Tito&#8217;s vodka. When Dani is in his room cleaning, he will usually have her fill his &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=7361\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tztR-1UJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7361"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7452,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361\/revisions\/7452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}