{"id":5228,"date":"2019-07-10T21:36:56","date_gmt":"2019-07-11T00:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=5228"},"modified":"2019-07-10T21:36:56","modified_gmt":"2019-07-11T00:36:56","slug":"well-i-took-a-5300-mile-8530-km-trip-and-then-had-bbq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=5228","title":{"rendered":"Well, I took a 5300 mile (8530 Km) trip and then had BBQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I<\/strong> took three weeks in the States to drive from Texas (The Greatest Country on Earth) up to Virginia, visit friends and learn my retirement is not very healthy.\u00a0 So, as I told my four kids decades ago, I plan to spend three months a year with each or you.\u00a0 I hope they remembered.<\/p>\n<p>I took my little Barbie car, as MotherDear calls it and completely enjoyed the trip.\u00a0 Yes, there were a few times that I was boxed in by several huge trucks and was able to stomped the pedal and squirt out of the impending doom.\u00a0 Most fun since I set off fireworks in the high school during a home-coming game.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and there were a few other times that I had to deal with arrogant truckers which made it a bit difficult to move my bowels the next day.\u00a0 But seeing me now, you would never know I had to deal with any of that.<\/p>\n<p>On the way home, I stopped for the night in Tulsa with a brother and his gracious wife and enjoyed the peacefulness of their backyard.\u00a0 I hope I can do that in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> backyard someday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;. and last week, I got myself invited to another BBQ.\u00a0 Best I can do, is show you a mess of pictures.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1859.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5243\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1859.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1859.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1859.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1868.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5248\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1868.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1868.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1868.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1869.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1869.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1869.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1869.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1871.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5245\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1871.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1871.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1871.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1860.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5242\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1860.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1860.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1860.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1861.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5241\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1861.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1861.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1861.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1862.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5240\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1862.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1862.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1862.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a>In November when I am pushed into retirement, I will throw a massive BBQ and use this guy and one other to do the cooking for me.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1870.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5246\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1870.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1870.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1870.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And then there was this card game that I have yet to figure out, so what I do is try to video the more physical aspect of it instead.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 529px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5228-1\" width=\"529\" height=\"298\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1867.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1867.mp4\">https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1867.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 529px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5228-2\" width=\"529\" height=\"298\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1864.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1864.mp4\">https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_1864.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>One of the local police officers who works at the Consulate and is fluent in English, tried to explain it to me, but all I heard was, blah, blah, blah &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay.\u00a0 Until next time, kick butt, look for another adventure and don&#8217;t look back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took three weeks in the States to drive from Texas (The Greatest Country on Earth) up to Virginia, visit &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=5228\">Continue reading 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