{"id":4586,"date":"2018-10-08T17:31:10","date_gmt":"2018-10-08T20:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=4586"},"modified":"2018-10-08T20:33:41","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T23:33:41","slug":"the-deebot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=4586","title":{"rendered":"The DEEBOT"},"content":{"rendered":"

M<\/strong>y good friend on the 14th floor, whose sink I severed my finger off in, has one of those strange little squat-body vacuum robots.\u00a0 I was visiting her one afternoon when she showed it to me.\u00a0 It was the cutest little thing but I thought, No way would it be of any use.\u00a0 But just the fact it is a new movement in the technical area (on my ignorant level), I looked closer at it.<\/p>\n

I ended up buying one since they have been on the market long enough to establish a good product.\u00a0 The one I purchased from Amazon had the best reviews and price.\u00a0 It is the DEEBOT.\u00a0 Below is what it looked like after assembly.\"\"<\/a>I sat it in its little charger home and a few days later decided to see if it was worth the purchase.\u00a0 Using the remote control that came with it, I sent it off on its intended duty to clean the dining and living areas.\u00a0 It took only a few minutes for it to get lost under the dining-room table amongst<\/span> the chair legs.\u00a0 I think it saw it as a dense forest.\u00a0 So, I pulled all the chairs out so it will be able to finagle its way through.\u00a0 Below is a video of it when it first comes alive. (one of the days, I need to figure out how to embed the videos directly into the post – if any of you little ones know how, please let me know)<\/p>\n

Waking Up<\/a><\/p>\n

And I like the way it will busily go about its work.\u00a0 I like it going under the couch and love seat, looking for anything Camila missed while vacuuming.<\/p>\n

Busy Busy<\/a><\/p>\n

It took about an hour and then went back to its little charger home.\u00a0 I picked it up like a flat little turtle and took it to the utility room and emptied its dust bin.\u00a0 I was surprised what it had picked up on its task.\u00a0 After only one run, it collected this:\"\"<\/a>I am impressed and I will run it once a week.\u00a0 I would fire Camila if this thing would empty the trash, clean the bathrooms, clean the kitchen and change the sheets on the bed.\u00a0 Additionally, Camila is a bit better looking, as she like most Brazilians have cleavage.<\/p>\n

But I like this little critter and will use it once a week.\u00a0 … after Camila does her part.<\/p>\n

Kick butt, go for any adventure Life puts in front of you, but remember ….\u00a0 breathe.\u00a0 D.<\/p>\n

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