{"id":4225,"date":"2018-04-15T15:41:00","date_gmt":"2018-04-15T18:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=4225"},"modified":"2018-04-15T19:49:06","modified_gmt":"2018-04-15T22:49:06","slug":"do-not-wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=4225","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Wash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>T<\/strong>he head of the Housekeeping team is Pedro.\u00a0 Pedro&#8217;s people go through the offices to clean and empty the trash, and I find them to be good people at the core.<\/p>\n<p>Every Thursday morning Pedro comes to my shop\/office and cleans, and a few months ago he cleaned my coffee cup.\u00a0 For serious coffee drinkers, this is a big No-No.\u00a0 I am proud of the seasoned cup I drink my coffee from.\u00a0 So, it being his first time, I gently chewed his butt out and told him not to do it again.\u00a0 (evidently, he must not be a coffee drinker)<\/p>\n<p>Well, Thursday afternoon, I looked for my coffee cup and did not readily find it.\u00a0 I sat at my desk perusing the last hours since drinking coffee to determine where I left it.\u00a0 This is not an unusual thing for me to do, as my cup accompanies me regularly, and as in the past I had to acquiesce it would eventually show up.<\/p>\n<p>So, I went to get a different cup and noticed there was another `Turkish&#8217; cup like the one I normally use.\u00a0 It took several seconds to realize, I only have one `Turkish&#8217; cup and this was it, except it had been cleaned.\u00a0 Again.<\/p>\n<p>I will not repeat the words that came to mind about Pedro.<\/p>\n<p>So, me being a forgiving man I decided not to chew his butt out, but left a permanent reminder for him not to wash my cup again.\u00a0 I created a notice that I place directly on the coffee cup in a language he would understand.\u00a0 &#8220;Do Not Wash&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0587.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4229\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0587.jpg?resize=529%2C397&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0587.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0587.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0586-e1523817266484.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4228\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0586-e1523817266484.jpg?resize=480%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0586-e1523817266484.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_0586-e1523817266484.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a>We&#8217;ll see if he can read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The head of the Housekeeping team is Pedro.\u00a0 Pedro&#8217;s people go through the offices to clean and empty the trash, &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=4225\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tztR-169","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4225"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4236,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225\/revisions\/4236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}