{"id":3720,"date":"2017-08-10T04:18:34","date_gmt":"2017-08-10T01:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=3720"},"modified":"2017-08-10T13:58:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-10T10:58:15","slug":"the-bean-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=3720","title":{"rendered":"The Bean Master"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I<\/strong> have discovered I am a Bean Master.\u00a0 My fourth batch of beans were incredible!\u00a0 I realized the best way to season beans is only with the sausage I add to them.\u00a0 Today I made a healthy batch of beans, both black and kinda brown, and sliced up about a foot and a half\u00a0of the flavorful sausage I get at the store down the street, and around the corner.\u00a0 When I came home I prepared a pan of cornbread and sat and engulfed a savory bowl, not once, but twice.\u00a0 Afterwards, I jumped out onto the balcony and thumping my chest, announced to the world, &#8220;I am the Bean Master of the World!&#8221; to the point that the players in the soccer field below stopped to look at me, and started applauding.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;. well, not really, but I wanted to.\u00a0 It would have been cool if I did though.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rsz_beans.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3721\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rsz_beans.jpg?resize=529%2C298&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rsz_beans.jpg?w=1328&amp;ssl=1 1328w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rsz_beans.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rsz_beans.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dknolte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rsz_beans.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a>Kick butt.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have discovered I am a Bean Master.\u00a0 My fourth batch of beans were incredible!\u00a0 I realized the best way &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/?p=3720\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tztR-Y0","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3720"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3726,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720\/revisions\/3726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dknolte.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}